You will not believe this video. It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen yet this election!! A must see for sure!

As the Republican National Convention winds down in Minneapolis this evening the 2008 U.S. political party convention season slowly comes to an end. Careful scrutiny of both the Democrat and Republican

conventions have left some significant, if not important, lessons for us all. Below is a list of Top 10 Tips gleaned from these historic efforts, highlighted here for the convenience of the American public and future Presidential hopefuls.

1. Be sure to make it clear that you are not a part of the political establishment, while at the same time look like you are fully qualified to lead a nation.

2. Design a campaign that inspires, without actually saying anything of substance.

3. Plan costumes, wardrobe, and seating arrangements so as to ensure no one looks either too rich, or too poor, on camera.

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An open letter to the Presidential candidate, Senator John McCain.

Dear John (I hope I can call you John, as I feel I know you well, though we’ve never formally met):

I know that you and your advisers believe that you’ve already made the right choice for running mate, but I thought it was worth a shot throwing my own hat into the ring, just in case you need an alternate anytime soon.

Below I’ve outlined the top 10 reasons why I should be the next Vice Presidential Candidate of the United States of America, on the McCain Republican ticket.

Reason #10) I occassionally throw plastic bags from the grocery store in the garbage instead of recycling them. Unfortunately I do not believe that our current environmental issues have developed without human intervention, but I think my obvious disdain for environmental concerns should at least put me at par with Governor Palin.

Reason #9) I can be giddy as a school-girl in all kinds of circumstances. I know I may never rise to the level of smearing a fellow colleague on live radio, however, so that might be something I have to work on.

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